Mr Hypnosis

Feeling a little fed up on Valentine's Day, I put the following post on the TES message board:

http://www.tes.co.uk/section/staffroom/thread.aspx?story_id=2341271&path=/Personal/

There were two men brave enough to email me. There was one who was even brave enough to meet me! I shall refer to him as Mr Hypnosis as he does hypnotism in his spare time!

So, the Saturday after Valentine's Day was the TES Leeds meet. Mr Hypnosis was playing hockey, but said he'd come to the pub after the match. Managed to kop a look at him on the hockey website beforehand, and he looked quite nice (well I thought he had big ears as well, but then again I have a big nose - so I guess we're even!!)

He came in and found us all, and we all introduced ourselves to him. He smiled at me and then sat next to someone else - he chatted a lot to other people, but I kept noticing him sneaking a look at me, which I was pleased about.

We were eventually left alone, and we sat for an hour or so on a big comfy sofa in the pub having a right old natter. We really got on, Iwe were both very comfortable in each other's company - and it was commented upon that we looked very relaxed together. He kindly offered to walk me to my car - and I promptly forgot where I'd parked it! I even felt comfortable enough with him to go to his car, and let him drive me round Leeds looking for mine.

He'd obviously taken the time to do a search on me on TES- as he knew my bra size and kept referring to my tiny house!

We then chatted on MSN and he invited me over to his house. He was going to take me to the nearby Sculpture Park. So, despite him giving me some seriously dodgy directions, two weeks later I find myself at his house. (OK, that doesn't mean it took me two weeks to find it, alright?)

I get there, Moulin Rouge's playing on DVD. He's earning brownie points alright - he's remembered it's my favourite! It's absolutely throwing it down, so we decide against going to the Sculpture Park and instead I let him hypnotise me. I feel comy enough with him to trust him to do it. I sit cross legged on the sofa and he sits in front of me and tells me what to do in a chocolatey, velvety voice. He places my hand on his knee and I feel completely calm and peaceful - his touch was almost like a parental, protective touch - at first!

It was amazing. I felt really relaxed and safe and protected - when I was stood up and I fell, he caught me, picked me up and I was sat on his knee whilst he held me like a child. OK, so there were some inappropriate moments! But if I'd have not wanted him to touch me, I could've stopped him!

We then lay on the sofa together, like you would do if you'd been with someone for a long time, and it felt so right and so comfy. We started watching a film, but before long things got a bit steamy on that sofa! And he confessed that he'd not been in that situation for a couple of years. Which, of course, immediately makes me feel like a complete slapper! Particularly as I had a condom in my bag (not that it got used of course! I was a good girl!) OK, so it got opened - it just didn't get used!

I get home and he sends me a lovely text telling me what a lovely day he's had and how he'll have to visit me soon.

So two weeks later he asks if he can come and see me just after lunch. It's Mother's Day and he's going to his mum's - so he's going to come and see me before travelling onto his parents' home. Just after lunch turns out to be 4pm. I've been sat there waiting for bloody hours! He's very agitated and stressed out; he talks a lot about crap at school, he tells me things that - to me - are quite financially personal and I wouldn't necessarily need to know at this stage in our relationship. He tells me of the busy time he's got coming up.

So, as he's leaving I say to him "I guess you've not got time for me in your busy life?" and he says "I can't promise anything" then gives me a big hug and a kiss and says "but I'm really good for hugs though."

Now, what the feck is all that about?

Bloody men - I just don't get them!

There's been a couple of pleasant emails since then - but that's it. So heaven only knows what's going on!!

However, the hypnosis did help me to sleep well for two weeks - although I'm back to my usual three hours then wake up and get cross cos I can't sleep routine.

Mind you, am currently talking to a very nice lorry driver - so Mr Hypnosis's loss could be Mr Lorry Driver's gain!

Para x