Well I'm now the proud owner of a nice shiney newly painted bedroom - Summer Sunlight. Or creamy lemon if you can't visualise that!
So, cos Grumpy (my dad) was coming to help me to decorate I though I'd better get rid of any dodgy items to save embarassment on both our parts!
So, OK, I managed to hide any evidence of toys, condoms etc and my big vibrator poster.
But when he went into my room I realised that what I'd not moved was my big pile of Scarlet magazines (which he picked up and put on the landing, all the while I'm willing him not to read the front of the mag!)
Oh, and then I realised there were the strategically tied scarves at the head of my bed. And the handcuffs. And the blindfold. And the spanking paddle. He didn't bat an eyelid!
Para xx
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