... with apologies to Lurking for nicking that!!
OK, so probably round about November time, I saw a message on a message board somewhere asking whether anyone had a problem with flatulence.
Well, I'm sorry guys, but I do! Most people who know me also know that I go and have regular colonics because I've suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) for about 15 years. I'm afraid I can do the loudest, most foul smelling farts known to mankind! I'm a martyr to my digestive system me!
Anyway, I replied and never thought I'd hear back - but I did! A TV company were thinking of making a documentary about flatulence. So I met the lovely researcher and she filmed me, and apparantly they quite liked me back at the TV company. They must be quite bonkers or desperate or both!
But it's all gone a bit quiet at the moment - both on the farting and the TV front!
With my current wonderful diet of two Fudge bars and a bowl of cereal a day, I ain't farting so much!
The lovely researcher left the TV company - but there's another lovely researcher who rings me up and has a chat. It's very odd talking to a complete stranger about your farting habits! And I suspect she knows a little more about my personal life than she'd really care to! Haven't heard from her for a couple of weeks - but I'm sure she'll be on the phone soon!
So, folks, I shall let you know if and when the programme goes out - good job it's not smellyvision!
Para xx
PS - for the sake of NG, I would just like to point out that today i have eaten a bowl of Cheerios, a small box of popcorn and some chicken nuggets and chips!
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