Wednesday, 9 May 2007

I Have a Life Coach ...

... well someone has to take responsibility for my life, cos I make such a complete mess of it!!

He's a 35 year old self-made millionaire who's retired from industry and now divides his time between being a playboy in all the European capitals and helping half wits like me sort their life out! Despite moving in esteemed circles, partying in Monte Carlo, mooring a yacht in Cannes, spending summer in the Balearics with Catherine and Michael, he likes to keep in touch with the common folk - which is why he coaches me!

Tall, tanned and bearing more than a passing resemblance to that bloke in Casino Royale whose name I've forgotten - he is often to be found flashing his super white gnashers at the paparazzi when coming out of A-List celeb bashes!

And yet, the following day he'll be on the phone to me, listening to me witter on about my daft life, and helping me to think of goals to achieve! Thanks to him I've managed to make the decision to not return to work; I've explored potential new employment areas and hobbies - it's helped to open up my mind to all sorts of new possibilities!

Thanks matey - have I done you justice?

Para xxx

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