Bra Sandwich

This is all about my mad dreams!

Bra Sandwich has to be the maddest of them all so far!

I dreamt that I had a loaf of Warburton's Toastie (you know, the one in the orange and white packet) and four white bras.

Bra number one was a pretty, white, padded La Senza number - one I usually wear with a tit top cos it gives me a good cleavage! Bra number two was a lovely white, lacey M&S bra - one of my current faves; Bra number three was a new one of mine, again white, quite a pretty one; bra number four - I really can't remember!

So, I take a slice of bread and butter it. Now in me dream it was normal sized bread, but if you think about lying bras on a piece of bread - it'd need to be huge!!! Maybe not if your bra size is 28AA, but a 34F demands a larger slice of bread!

I buttered the bread, then lay all the four bras on in the order I've described them above. Then I thought: "four? That's greedy" and so I took number four off - which is possibly why I can't remember it!

I then put the other piece of bread on the top and cut the bread, so that the bras were cut down the centre bit. I then ate the sandwich.

Now, I know what you're all wondering: "What did it taste of?"

And all I can say is that it tasted like, erm, a bra sandwich!

But this does demonstrate the peculiarity of my dreams at the moment. Because I rarely sleep straight through the night, I also tend to have lots of silly little ones!

However, this is not a complaint - I love my dreams!

Para xx