Nearly a Naughty Dream

Well, the other night I had this dream - which was very nearly a naughty one!

I dreamt I was going to a wedding and that I was in Debenhams on the actual day of the wedding looking for something to wear (sounds about right for me, leave things to the last minute!!)

And this gorgeous man came up to me, wearing a black top and on the elbow it said Debenhams Men. He offered to do my make up for the wedding. Why I didn't find it strange that a man who worked for the men's department at Debenhams would want to do my make-up, I'll never know!

Anyway, he took me into a little room and sat me on a chair which tilted back. It tilted back so that the top of my head was resting in his, erm, groin area! And then he started putting make up on my face, which was very calming and relaxing. But my head was pressed up against his big hard willy!

And that was it!

Had some odd dreams last night too. Had a fitful night's sleep. Woke up and was quite ill at about 2am (a result of too many cakes yesterday methinks!) But I did manage to dream about being in a room full of gay sailors discussing the merits, and otherwise, of pink slip on shoes! Then I dreamt I was going for a walk and saw one of my students riding a bike with stabilisers on it, and having a conversation about that with him!

Then I dreamt that MusicMan contacted me and said the reason he'd not been in touch with me all weekend was because he'd spent the weekend in the cells after verbally abusing a Policeman on Friday evening!

Para xxx