I'd forgotten about the strange thing that happens to me when I see lots of orange traffic cones.
Not driven any great distance until fairly recently, so I'd managed to forget all about it! But having driven to Wiltshire and to the North East in the past week - my strange urge has returned!
If I see a line of traffic cones - I want to drive into them! I have this really strong urge just to drive through them and mess them all up. What is that all about? Maybe it's because they just look too uniform and tidy and I want to create a bit of chaos. I think it would be fun! What would the other drivers on the road think? What would the workmen think?
I am so weird aren't I?
Para xx
PS - Did you know that the average lifespan for a traffic cone is three months? You see, when you've lived with someone who made traffic cones for a living, you get to know ridiculous things like that! Hmmmmm, maybe that's the reason I want to cause cone chaos?
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2 comments:
Hi Saintly Para
Perfectly normal to want to destroy traffic cones as they are always on the long before and after they are needed, shame it makes a mess of the car though.
Howy xxx
Feel free to mess the cones up, but please be aware that every 35th one contains a landmine: another EU directive from Brussels.
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